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Filth:The Mary Whitehouse Story

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

A delightful tongue-in-cheeky docu-drama about Mrs Mary Whitehouse, an early 60s English housewife and her reaction to the type of new ‘with-it’ programming on the BBC of the day, as presided over and encouraged by Sir Hugh Greene. It’s been on WNED, the local PBS channel before, but I missed it, finally seeing it this past weekend.

Julie Walters plays Mrs Whitehouse and Hugh Bonneville plays Sir Hugh. Their characters never meet:he refuses to see her, despite her many letters and his colleagues’ advice.

From the production company Wall to Wall’s own page about the film (with my link):

“Armed only with good Christian values and a sharp tongue, Mary Whitehouse’s[wikipedia] mission was to stop filth entering family homes via the media. Remarkably in 1967, the epicentre of the most liberal decade in history, she forced the resignation of the BBC’s director general after a row over the Beatles’ use of the word “knickers”. This film shows us how she did it.”

The opening credits are run with a song playing that I guessed must be Flanders and Swann (thank you Leslie), and I was right. The refrain was a variation on “Pee, Po, Belly, Bum, Drawers”, a sort of humorous Tourette’s Lite petillant reference to the story itself. Interestingly, and relevant, the title of the song on their album, according to the wikipedia page, is ‘P** P* B**** B** D******’.

Mrs Whitehouse’s obituary from the Guardian.

Post-Bush: A Nifty Idea

Friday, November 7th, 2008

From Michael Moore’s Wednesday, November 5, 2008 newsletter:

“But today we celebrate this triumph of decency over personal attack, of peace over war, of intelligence over a belief that Adam and Eve rode around on dinosaurs just 6,000 years ago. What will it be like to have a smart president? Science, banished for eight years, will return. Imagine supporting our country’s greatest minds as they seek to cure illness, discover new forms of energy, and work to save the planet. I know, pinch me.”

Pinch him, not me.

Oh hell, pinch me too!

(Read the whole thing here.)

Flickr Faqs

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Flickr has a feature called ‘The Commons.’

From its homepage: “The key goals of The Commons on Flickr are to firstly show you hidden treasures in the world’s public photography archives, and secondly to show how your input and knowledge can help make these collections even richer.

You’re invited to help describe the photographs you discover in The Commons on Flickr, either by adding tags or leaving comments.”

Just jump on in and click around. It’s very cool.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno, and a Social Statement

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

The Yahoo News AP story about how the title of Kevin Smith’s new movie offends people, especially Dodgers’ spokesman Josh Rawitch.

Quote: Commercials for the film during Los Angeles Dodgers games on Fox Sports were dropped at the team’s request after some viewers complained, said Dodgers spokesman Josh Rawitch.

One complaint came from a man watching a game in September with his young son, who did not understand a suicide-squeeze bunt the Dodgers tried, Rawitch said.

“He was explaining to his son what a squeeze bunt was. Commercial break, the ad comes on, and the kid asks, ‘Dad, what does porno mean?”‘ Rawitch said. “Dodgers baseball has always been about family (emphasis Himself’s), and we’ve always been sensitive to the type of advertising that runs on our games.”

Unquote.

So ‘porno’ is worse for a child than ’suicide’. Yeah. Great fuckin’ dad.

Your Ancestors Are Probably Way More Interesting Than Mine

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

I don’t have many interesting stories about my parents or my ancestors. But you probably do. More than just a few of you have one or more immigrant grandparents, or one or more immigrant parents; you might even be an immigrant yourself.[1] You may have heard stories all your life about what it was like back in the Olde Countrye before they came here, or what it was like here after they arrived. You may have heard stories of successes and failures back home, and sorrows and joys, of terrible things like riots or pogroms or wars, or of great things like boat-lifts and war-brides (or war-bridegrooms). Once they got here, on whatever coast, did they know the language? Was there confusion about everyday customs and manners? Did they happily adjust or did they murmur about how ‘that’s not that way we did things, but alright, let’s try it and see…’

Since the World Wide Web will probably only fail if Humanity does, you should take a video camera, or a digital audio recorder, or even a good old fashioned tape recorder and ask your family members about their lives, then put it all online. Don’t let them forget anything, or, being gentle, don’t let them gloss over anything either. Their stories are not only their stories, and not stories just for you, but they’re all our stories as well, even if we don’t share common ancestors for ten thousand years. Their meme’s the thing in which we’ll catch the conscious of your kin. Yeah, it’s a stretched metaphor but gimme a break; it works and it’s context appropriate.

Even if a line of your relatives weren’t immigrants. What if they were here for two hundred years. Or ten thousand. There could still be a kick-ass story there. Get it in binary and post it.

Get recording. Aunts and uncles too, by the way, and cousins back home, and even neighbours from the same village or the same block who ended up here, wherever here is. Oshawa is the same as Suzuka. Prague is the same as Vancouver. Don’t let anything get forgotten, always remembering that even though it’s all subjective, it’s still worth more to humanity than leaves of gold on a tombstone.


So here’s the highlights of my family history that I know of, a bit from each side.

There was a family legend that my mother’s father had come to Canada shortly after the Partition of Ireland to escape a murder charge. I don’t remember who I heard this from, but it was probably one of my two young adult male Peterborough cousins, the father a Scottish immigrant Plenderleith masquerading as Dunn (his mother’s maiden name because it was easier to spell when he came here), when I was a young teenager. I found out several years ago, from an online genealogical website that my grandfather’s line of my family had been in Canada for a couple of generations before the Partition and were just farmers and ne’er-do-wells up around Huntsville. Can’t find that reference now but I remember reading it quite clearly. I believe the website I can’t substantiate before the family legend.

My mother once told us of an event in her one room school house in or near a village near Huntsville called Ravenscliffe. It was Valentine’s Day, probably around 1940 or so; Ruthie Sinclair’s mother had made her a red and white crepe-paper dress for the school party. Yes, people used to do this, at least well into the Sixties. Lillian (my mother), a boy named something like Podie Robertson (or Robinson) and some other students took Ruthie into the bathroom and splashed water all over her to make the red crepe paper colour run into the white. I don’t know what the consequences were, but I’m sure you can imagine. Lines, cleaning the brushes, emptying the woodstove, or even worse.

Now, my father, Norm (yeah, I know, I still laugh) was the youngest of his Raft of the Medusa of siblings. He was born and raised most of his childhood in a company house on the property of a gravel quarry right near the Trent Canal. The quarry has long since flooded and is now (and only fairly recently been) called Lake Kirkfield. At least in the early Seventies, the flooded quarry was mysterious, and coolly primal, for me and my local relatives when we were kids.


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The big blue body is that flooded quarry. The long, curved, obviously artificial blue line in the bottom left of this image is the Trent Canal. I’ve posted a different version of this image once before.

He was born in 1930 (obit 1993), and when he was young, the only way to get into the village of Kirkfield was by a horse-and-cart in the summer and a horse-and-sleigh in the winter. Whenever my grandfather didn’t come home from the hotel in town (where he’d been drinking all afternoon; this was during the Depression) at a reasonable hour (no streetlights, no motorcars, no GPS, and what they used to call miles of desolation), my grandmother (the old harridan, the old termagant, the old virago; I shouldn’t have to point this out but, while she wasn’t actually a gangster, she, a maiden Stewart or Wilson, I don’t remember, was by marriage,a, but not the Ma Barker) would send Norm in the cart, or worse, the sleigh. He was the baby of the family, by many years, and he hated having to do it. But he told me this story decades later like it was a fond memory. I’m really glad he never had any access to Usenet, or, God help us all, what Usenet would become; shared porn and mutual misery, angst,and blame the parents.

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The Perils Of Housesitting

Monday, July 7th, 2008

How long has it been since my last post? Mere minutes.

In that time, I’ve lost my glasses. No, they’re not on top of my head, as they have often been when I’ve thought I misplaced them, even at home. First place I check when I lose them; top of my head. Not today. Not in someone else’s house. I’m typing this by luck and squinting.

I”ve also misplaced this family’s cable remote and my own cellphone I don’t know how many times in the last week. Can’t find their cable remote right now, too, either. I’ve had to watch judge shows. Bad ones.

How do you people live in such a big home? Three floors? Four? Really. How do any of you manage? Oh, it must be nice.

“Oh, we’ve twenty pairs of glasses. Each. We just pick them up on any of our floors when we need them.”

“Oh, I’ve got all my many remote controls velcro’ed to a board so I can always find them.”

“Oh, we have ten universal remote controls. Doesn’t everyone? You never know when you might need one.”

“Oh, my man Geoffrey knows where all my glasses and remote controls are. So I never give him a day off.”

Yes, well. I don’t have a universal remote or a board or Geoffrey.

I still don’t know where my glasses are. Or the cable remote.

But wait, there’s a complete “Vicar of Dibley” DVD set sitting right there. And the DVD remote. I’ll just move back a bit.

Never mind.

I Will Miss BSG

Saturday, June 14th, 2008

I’m just sayin’.

Guess Who Got Caught In The ATU’s Strike Against The TTC And Us, Especially Me

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

or

“48 Hours Notice Of A Strike, My Ass, You Bastards”

Was it J. Lauren Pryor?

Was it Ayesha, She Who Must Not Be Named?

Was it Rich Hall, inventor of the snigglet?

Was it this blogger, who probably gave too much away in the title of this post?

Let us agree that he was me.

Having had a fun afternoon babysitting Simon, then staying for a fine barbecue, I left the hospitality of Peter and Leslie’s home shortly before midnight and got to Dufferin and St. Clair soon after, intending to take either the Dufferin bus or the St. Clair temporary-abomination-while-they-complete-the-new-street-car-right-of-way-along-the-Corso-Italia-and-move-on.

Kind passersby began to tell us that the Amalgamated Transit Union had voted down the new contract and had called a strike for midnight. Rrrr.

I started to walk eastbound while I waited for perhaps one last bus or streetcar but NSFL.

Even though I couldn’t really afford it, I decided I would have to take a cab, mostly because I was really tired, my foot was sore and spending two hours at the playground with Simon is an adventure and a workout.

Suddenly there were no cabs. I resigned myself to walking home, estimating it at about 2-2.5 hours, but expecting it to take longer, and to get mugged.

However, a cab came by. Along the way, I asked the driver to stop at two groups of people who were waiting for cabs on St. Clair and asked if anyone was going near Sherbourne and Bloor (which is where I asked the driver to take me). We got three more people so it didn’t cost me a whole hell of a lot really. It only took me an hour altogether to get home.

Bob Kinnear is a liar and a hypocrite, and should be caught by a tabloid photographer in a brothel wearing a red vinyl teddy, with a ball-gag in his mouth, being called ‘Service Slut’ by a faux lesbian dominatrix.

The union should be legislated back to work and the TTC should be declared an essential service.

Fuck. No weeknight Coronation Street for two months because of the hockey playoffs (and again during the Olympics), and now this.

Life sncks.


From a Reuters article on the strike:

“Union officials said the strike was called immediately rather than allowing 48 hours’ notice because they feared a public backlash against transit workers.”

Bob Kinnear, president of Local 113 of the ATU, is quoted: “We have assessed the situation and decided that we will not expose our members to the dangers of assaults from angry and irrational members of the public.”

Does he not think this tactic increases the chance of a public backlash, increasing the danger to his union members?

Is his head up his ass? Don’t answer that, even though the best defense against an accusation of libel or slander is the demonstration of truth.

(that last paragraph edited by Himself, Monday, April 28, 2008)

Bummed

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

A few weeks ago I finally got both my computers back to where they were before the Christmas Crash (sounds like a Doctor Who episode, don’t it?).

My server is restored and running Apache/PHP/MySQL again. My databases are safe and my mediawiki installations are all perking. I have Google Desktop Search installed (and it is a magnificent blessing, let me tell ya), and I have started using MS Outlook’s calendar function since my memory is just Swiss cheese and old foam rubber these days. (I’d rather use Mozilla’s Sunbird, but it really, really sucks, sucks, sucks. Really.)

I reconstructed my web technology learning plan and then sat down to start up again, after all these months and I got sad.

It was like everything was finally all ready and all I had to do was sit down and apply myself and start learning.  Easy-peasy, I do it all the time.

But nothing happened.  I was not inspired, I was in fact, bummed.

I know, I know, all I have to do is give myself a shake, take a deep breath, hike up my pants and get down to business.  I know that, and I will do it.  But part of me is just waiting for the next time something critical goes up the fubar, because it will.  The question is ‘how soon?’

Well, back to the old drawing board.

Thank God Elliot Spitzer’s A Scumbag Hypocrite

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

I was getting so sick of switching over to CNN during commercial breaks and hearing them dissecting every little aspect of every little primary and every little caucus and every little mouth-fart and every little tic and twitch and hiccup of the candidates, their staffs, the exit-polled, and the results, that I was hoping for different news, real news - an earthquake or a tsunami, maybe.

Well, Gott sei dank, I got a metaphorical one.

You’d think, I mean don’t you think you’d think, that if you were a Democratic politician in a high position, that you won partly by claiming the moral high ground during your earlier career and your campaign, that you’d know better than to schwanz a hooker on the public’s clock. Multiple times. I mean, vey iz mir.

Next thing it’ll be CBC and the Olympics. And the Olympics. And the Olympics. And no weeknight Coronation Street.

What a world.