“For Will in the Windows”
Does anybody have a copy of my short story from a few years ago?
I can’t find it at home or in my email (as an attachment to a Sent item) and I’m hoping one of you many folks can help.
You may have it and not know it if you didn’t read it when I sent it.
It will be a MS Word file with a ‘.doc’ extension, possibly with the substring ‘will’ in the filename.
It would likely be in your inbox, from one of these accounts: ‘dwjoyes@yahoo.com’, ‘dwjoyes@tnir.org’ or ‘dwjoyes@barker.tnir.org’.
Karmologically speaking, you’d be ‘rolling in clover’ if you can help me out.
And karmologically speaking, if you can help me out and don’t, well, in your next life don’t come sliming to me, gurgling ‘like sorry, dude, it was late when I like checked my email and I like forgot…’
Cuz I’ll just DEET, Raid® or salt ya.