Always Listen To Your Mama
Remember how, when you were a kid, back in the old country, and you were cleaning and chopping fresh jalapenos to blanch for chili and tomato sauce, your mama would tell you (and I won’t do the accent) “Now don’t go rubbing your eyes while you’re watching TV until you’ve washed your hands really good with soap and water, okay? Okay?” Here is where mama would whack you across the back of the head or on the knuckles with her wooden spoon. “Alright? Okay!”
Well, she was right.