Archive for September, 2007

There’s A Baby In The Stroller And The Dog’s Name Is Lucky

Saturday, September 29th, 2007

A trio of unicycles

So I’m walking down Parliament and I see this unicycle. Then I see a second one. I ask the guy if he’s with the unicycles. He tells me he is. He tells me his kids unicycle and he’s taught Regent Park kids to do it. Then I see a third unicycle. I assure him I’m not mocking him (I’m totally not - this is so cool) and I ask him if I can take a picture. His kids come out of the store (I ask their permission too) and I got the picture.

Swear to God, it’s like living in France, only without the mimes.

TV-TMSL

Monday, September 24th, 2007

Last night was hot TV at my place.

First off was the one hour season premiere of Family Guy, which was an abso-totally-lutely hilarious take-off on the original Star Wars - no, Nerdapalooza, not Episode 1; the original movie, later subtitled ‘A New Hope’ to fit into Lucas’s diabolical - ahem - plot.

Stewie as Darth Vader, Peter as Han Solo! Chris as Luke, rescuing his mom, as Princess Leia, from the cell on Death Star - his mom! Get it? Get it? At one point,when the laughs lulled out for a minute, I felt sad. Then the laughs started again, and kept coming.

Good for the soul.

Then at midnight was Discovery’s repeat of Episode 1 of ‘Race to Mars’ (premiered earlier that evening). As I’m sure many of you know, I am of the opinion that we (as a species, but me personally especially) should have been living on Mars by now. Instead, NASA has concentrated on growing Space Tomatoes on the shuttle and trying to see if ants can be trained to manipulate small screws in zero gravity. Bollocks.

So when the fictional team made orbit successfully around Mars after some Earthside supplier/contractor-caused technical glitches, I nearly cried. ‘God speed, John Glenn’s spiritual descendants!’ I thought. Okay, I didn’t, but I’m thinking it now. Episode 2 is next Sunday.

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In Non-TV-TMSL news, I’m discovering more and more cool stuff to do with MediaWiki. The latest trip is that, using a very simple block of code, you can create a list that is dynamically sortable by the viewer, or just by default. I had been inputting and/or rearranging Glossary/Encyclopaedia/Dictionary entries in alphabetical order just to keep them easily browsable later, but now I don’t even have to do that.

Usually, of course, with these sorts of things, the highly nerdal documentation sucks syphilitic donkey ass - it’s unclear to start with (often overly technical - like the cartoons in <i>Scientific American</i> - or obscure, like the cartoons in the <i>New York Review of Books</i>) and if you do exactly what it says in the example - <i>exactly</i> - it doesn’t work. Then it takes five hours of experimentation to get it to work. And if you forgot to document your own progress in figuring it out, then you do it all again next time. “I” have to do it all again next time.However, with the sorting of lists (and tables!) it was fairly clear and straightforward. My Sandbox test worked almost immediately and then I applied it to a ‘real’ page - viola!

Better and better!

“Oh, the wonderful things I shall know on the morning of the day of my death!”

Living In The Future, One Day At A Time

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

Ever since the Future began in 2001 (January 1st, not September 11th, <i>pace</i> thousands), Reality has been catching up with Science Fiction, IMHO. But Reality’s also been fine-tuning Science Fiction as it goes along.

Face it, slidewalks, city-sized computers to <font title=”mmm, pi crunching…”>crunch pi</font>, or transfer booths might be cool plot devices, but Reality doesn’t have a plot (<i>pace</i> thousands of crazy-ass conspiracy theorists), the natural resources or the laws of physics (that we’re aware of so far…).

D’y'ever read David Brin’s ‘Earth‘? Published in 1985, it took place 50 years into that future, 2035. The title simply means that story action takes place everywhere in, on, and around Earth from the core to orbit. In terms of what he ‘predicted’ for the evolution of a shared global data network (and yes, I know, SF writers don’t predict; they’re storytellers first and foremost), almost everything he imagined (think of this kind of imagining as a type of private, subjective, storytelling-focussed prediction, spare and stripped down) is available now (1985+22) to some lesser or greater degree of sophistication, and then some.

‘So Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Dave. Where ya headed?’

The Wiki. Brin didn’t call it that, but it’s here already; Wikipedia is probably the most well known example.

For my many soon-to-be-famous SF&F stories, I need to do background development, and occasionally considerable research and development. A while back I had downloaded an interesting looking wiki setup from SourceForge, called Wikka, free and open. I figured it would complement FreeMind, an excellent, simple and easy to learn Java-based (and thus cross-platform) mindmapping application, (like a much easier to learn and use Visio; flowcharting and the like) again from SourceForge. Wikka was okay, but a little like 1985 email, if anyone remembers those anymore. Very Flintstones. MS Word-style GUI functionality is mostly missing for formatting and editing - most commands are things like two apostrophes before and after a text string to italicize it, or two equals signs before and after to bold it. To be fair, wikis are web-based and some Word type highlight-and-click functionality is present, but it’s rudimentary, and sometimes even warmly funny for its earnestness, like a nerd doing a box-step at the prom.

Then, God bless me, I found Mediawiki. It’s the wiki engine that Wikipedia uses, free to download and install. (I’m running an Apache/MySQL/PHP server and it slots right in.) Its back end is more sophisticated than Wikka (and one or two others that I tried) but it’s got a GUI (still a bit too fancy a term for what it is, but hey, we’re living in the Future, not the Future Perfect), and it takes no time to learn.

The ability to order and categorize information, research, ideas, and connections - all interlinked - is built in (that’s one big idea of a wiki, after all) and I can construct glossaries, dictionaries, and encyclopaedias, with tables, images, and lists of all types to help me keep my ideas straight. Granted, one other big idea of a wiki is collaboration, but I like to think of this as a collaboration with myself over time.

MS Word is still the main tool to actually compose the oeuvres, but my beloved Mediawiki helps keep all my ideas straight.

What’s next? Well, I’ve always (insofar as a sentient adult creature with a limited lifespan can use the word) liked the idea of Geordi Laforge’s e-worktable in the engine room on the Enterprise, an IPhone-like touch-screen tabletop for whatever you need to do. Well, just this morning I saw on TV that Microsoft is introducing a prototype Surface Touch-Table, which they’re showing off at a downtown hotel today.

And next after that? The Lost In Space robot, a flying car, the space elevator and immortality.

C’mon, Future!!

“Stranger Than Fiction”

Friday, September 14th, 2007

If y’all haven’t seen Stranger Than Fiction, with Emma Thompson, Will Ferrell and Maggie Gyllenhaal, then I suggest you do. Sharpish. Here’s Roger Ebert’s review.

I was over at Peter, Leslie and Simon’s (sans Peter, he was off Indiana Jones botanying in Australia) for dinner on Saturday. Leslie made enchiladas and cob-in-the-corn, I visited with her and Simon and then we watched this movie on On-Demand.

I loved it. It’s still spinning through my head.

And no, I don’t like everything. I don’t see many movies and I just really enjoy what I really enjoy.

CBC Night In Canada (My Part Thereof, At Least)

Monday, September 10th, 2007

For the first time in a jeezes long time, I watched three full hours of CBC last night.

First was that Japanese-Canadian sciencey guy whose first name I always forget, with an excellently beautiful hour of Canadian geology, the first of a series (Geologic Journey), focussing on the history and formation of the Great Lakes, with some great geology of the Niagara Escarpment. Cool shots, cool knowledge, cool host - you know the guy I mean, right?

Second was The John Chew Show - I mean, Test the Nation, during which, out of 70 questions, I answered 63 correctly. Seriously, John was there as part of a group of word-gamers and he got talked to by one of the hosts, Brent Bambury. There were teachers, puzzle guys, comics and ad-writers, too.

FY Yer I

Saturday, September 8th, 2007

Either Firefox, WordPress or Youtube are screwing up my post on the Darby ‘You Suck’ Prank.

So sorry.

Transformers!

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

Well, I finally saw the movie. I was expecting a lot of CG and battle scenes and that’s exactly what I got. It was great. It totally kicked ass, as the kids used to say.

Chutzpah And Jism : The Darby ‘You Suck’ Prank

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

[SEPT 10, 2007: REID HAS FIXED IT AS FAR AS I CAN TELL…THANKS, REID (THANK GOD THIS TERROR IS FINALLY OVER)]

[REID SAYS HE CAN SEE THE YOUTUBE LINK THAT’S SUPPOSED TO HERE, BUT I CAN’T SEE IT IN FIREFOX OR MSIE]

This guy, Kyle Garchar, is a genius.

This is the Canadian Press story via Yahoo News.

Below is Reid’s attempt to embed the YouTube video.