Torchwood Episode II

Holy shit. I can’t say yet that I love the series - maybe, though -, but Jesus H. Christ. Seriously. And those Welsh accents…well, think rude and think randy. (Just talk to me, baby…I’m thinking Michelle Yeoh speaking Mandarin with a Welsh accent…Sorry.)

I know I said Captain Jack was wooden in the first episode, but he’s from the 51st century, stuck in the 21st and he knows way more than the people that work for him.

I was way too flippant in my comments on the first episode. Davies has a brain and a plan. I should know that by now.

The third episode is copying over even as I scribe this.

Maybe there’ll be literal miscegenation.

And by that, just so we’re cool, I don’t mean anything like the stupid racist American concept of ‘blacks’ and ‘whites’ making babies (Really, how can you even conceive of miscegenation as a sin-crime when the participants are of the same fucking species????!!!) . I mean the Star Trek kind of race-mixing: Betazoids and humans, Romulans and Klingons, or even Flurms and those fucking Kweekwets.

Seriousfully, don’t watch Torchwood if you’re thinking it’s just like more Doctor Who. It ain’t.

But watch it anyway.

It’s fun.

But it’s not important.

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