Just Sitting Here Websurfing And Listening To The B52s Classics

It’s 5:01am Friday, August 11, 2006. I’m house-sitting. I’m in a mood and I don’t have my classic Pogues or The Clash (”London Calling”).

Other people’s homes. Jeezes.

Cats, customs, neighbours, neighbourhoods, the life.

At home, I’d still be asleep.

I woke up. I’m going to watch the rest of “The Aristocrats”. I’ve never seen the whole thing. I almost typed “The Aristocats.” If you’ve already seen “The Aristocrats”, that might be funny. If you’ve already seen “The Aristocats” and that’s not funny, you might already be a redneck. Joking.

Seriously.

(I’m on a Mac. I’m a PC guy. I’m not a dancing-magic-crazy-ass-jeezes-boy for Microsoft, but once y’all click on something, shouldn’t y’all get what y’all click on? Macheads: no, y’all don’t!)

Still and all, writing my novel.

(Whoa, how almost properly punctuated stream-0f-consciousness was all of that?)

3 Responses to “Just Sitting Here Websurfing And Listening To The B52s Classics”

  1. Himself Says:

    From Leslie, via email…

    “hey, we do so have London Calling! There may be a home-burnt cd of Rum
    Sodomy & the Lash, too (we only own it on tape).”

    ‘London Calling’ was actually on the stack of CDs on top of the stereo. I didn’t even look at the tapes…gi’me a minute.

    And ‘Rum, Sodomy and the Lash”? Good heavens, woman! “If I Should Fall From Grace With God”! ‘Fairytale of New York’! ‘Bottle of Smoke’! ‘Thousands Are Sailing”!

    ‘Rum, Sodomy and the Lash”. An excellent second best, at best.

  2. Peter Says:

    As always with your comments about Macs: David, what are you babbling about? :-P

  3. Himself Says:

    You guys won’t admit it, but as I’m sure you all know, nothing is as it seems. Don’t you think I don’t think you think I don’t know, because you do.

    QED.

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.