Happy Pride Day to All You Sexuals, Vestites and Gendereds
Happy Pride Day to all the homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, transvestites and transgendered!
Not to mention the pansexuals, asexuals, multisexuals, psychosexuals, theosexuals, diabolosexuals and chronosexuals, including of course, the Southern gays, the homosex-y’alls.
So to the Spanish lasbians, the German diebians, the never-satisfied morebians, the less-is-morebians (the abstract minimalist school of interfemale sex; there’s a book), the Reformed Congregationalist Lesbians and the members of the Church of Christ Feminissima.
Let’s not ignore those inveterate erotic shoppers, the buy-sexuals, the ones you never see again, the bye-sexuals, the ones who need to tell you a secret, the by-the-way-sexuals, and the ones who only want to have sex with Chow Yun Fat’s character in ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’, the Lee Mu Bai-sexuals. Quite a bunch, all told.
Not to omit the bivestites, panvestites, nonvestites, omnivestites, and chromovestites.
Not forgetting the ungendered, dysgendered, polygendered, gender-curious, and regendered
Now I want to include the phytosexuals, but I think the Supreme Court has yet to rule on whether or not a watermelon or a carrot (for example) can or cannot withhold or grant consent.
And a big cheer to the government of Gaysandlesbia for their forward looking and enlightened policies on sexuality, thus allowing the Gaysandlesbians who have immigrated to our country to influence Canadian social policy for the greater good of all citizens.
Huzzah!