She Blindsided Me With Science!
From Science Jokes, where there’s more of the same.
Submitted to them by a “dcoble”, credit where credit is due
Test your knowledge of chemistry by filling in each blank with a word
from the list below.
1. What a ship does when it’s torpedoed. ____________
2. When there’s no gas left, we say it’s ____________.
3. The weather in Antarctica is quite ____________.
4. Overtime for British policemen. ____________.
5. What we do when we’re in pain. ____________
6. ____________ is a measure of, uh, light intensity.
7. What you get if you put Robin Williams in jail. ____________
8. The power company’s special cocktail. ____________
9. She hit me with an Eveready, so I charged her with assault with ____________.
10. Old Chemistry profs never die, they just fail to ____________.
11. What the cowboy did with his horses. ____________
12. When I meet a 6′6″ mugger, ____________ away very fast.
13. The element that comes after nine. ____________
14. An original inhabitant of North America. ____________
15. Motto of land developer: ____________ is better.
16. Slang for “You got it correct”. ____________!
17. ____________ only at the finest restaurants.
18. When a Chemistry prof dies, we have a funeral, then____________.
19. How can you expect me to do all these problems? ____________ little boy!
20. “I’ll knock down these buildings!” “You mean you’ll ___________?”
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a) Aluminum f) Beaker k) Iodine p) Rhodium b) Ammonia g) Copper nitrate l) Iron q) Silicon c) Argon h) Gold m) Platinum r) Sulphur d) Barium i) Hydrogen n) Radon s) Tin e) Battery j) Indium o) React t) Zinc |