You Know What Pisses Me Off?
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December 6th, 2005 at 10:18 am
No friggin’ brownies?
December 6th, 2005 at 4:06 pm
Among other things.
C’mon people! Keep going.
This ain’t no candy ass box social!
December 7th, 2005 at 9:44 am
People who leave comments?
December 7th, 2005 at 10:11 am
Nope, but yep.
Here’s a new one! Having to laugh at two sitcoms’ new episodes in one night when I know they’re being cancelled. Out loud belly laughter from the heart, which turns bittersweet and melancholy , and it makes me miserable.
Rrrrrr.
Keep it going, people! Even if you just guess you might give me something new that I didn’t even realize pisses me off.
December 7th, 2005 at 10:26 am
Finding goober worms in your Cheerios?
December 7th, 2005 at 10:32 am
YES!!!
Ewwww, gross!
And I don’t even know what she means by ‘goober worms’!
See, people, that’s the kind of thing I’m talking about.
Let’s keep’em coming. The only limits are my attention span and tnir’s harddrive space.
And your imaginations.
December 8th, 2005 at 11:53 pm
Having your application to Hogwart’s rejected and your duck fed to a hippogriff so that you can’t re-apply? (The fine print did say no Muggles allowed!)
December 9th, 2005 at 9:32 am
Now, Korak, I shouldn’t have to tell you there’s Muggles, and then there’s Muggles.
I have leave to reapply in six months and I can get another duck, but yeah, that pisses me off.
Let’s go folks, time’s a wastin’.
Life sucks and that blows. Wild-ass guessing’s good, logic and reason work just as well for some reason, so you pretty much can’t go wrong by taking a stab in the dark or running a randomizer program on a collection of Bill O’Reilly transcripts.
December 11th, 2005 at 9:54 pm
You’re starving, and there’s nothing to eat except… .stinky fish.
December 11th, 2005 at 9:55 pm
People who are all serious and everying about things like… numerology, or maybe astrology.
December 11th, 2005 at 11:33 pm
George W. Bush and the Union of Soviet Americans? (Please to be producing your papers, komrade!)
Long hiatussess for Battlestar Galactica?
Numb3rs jumping the shark after the end of season one?
Long hiatussess for Doctor Who?
No universal daycare?
Still no free wireless internet?
Libraries running ancient stuff like Netscape 4 and no Java or annythin?
Too many teenaged cheerleaders hanging around your apartment?
December 12th, 2005 at 10:11 am
Too many? Too many? No such thing as too many.
That’s like ‘almost infinite’ or ‘that dog is pretty ugly’ or ‘no water gun party this year’ or something equally impossible, oxymoronic or just plain dumb.
Wait, my place is bigly small, so spatially, in a ’stuffing sophomores in a phone booth’ sort of way ‘too many’ might apply.
Yes to the other stuff though.
December 12th, 2005 at 10:12 am
A definite ‘Kriced, yes’ on the stinky fish. Gleh.
December 12th, 2005 at 10:13 am
Astrology! I’ll reverse phrenologize those dummies with this ball-peen hammer, damn betcha!
December 12th, 2005 at 6:56 pm
Trying to separate church and state just as things are coming to a climax?
December 13th, 2005 at 10:35 am
Ooh! Good one! Yeah!
December 13th, 2005 at 12:46 pm
Seeing that the Grinch is going to be on TV and it turns out to be the movie with Jim Carrey?
December 14th, 2005 at 9:22 am
That is exactly what happened to me the other night! Was I ever pissed! Thank god the real one was on.
And that crappy CG Rudolph sequel with the same characters and voice impersonations, sunnagod, was that ever awful!
When’s ‘Olive the Other Reindeer’ going to be on, goddammit!?
I hate Christmas.
Ooh! Breakthrough!
=;]
December 21st, 2005 at 10:47 pm
We went to watch Miracle on 34th Street or 52nd street or whatever number it was they chose, and it was the new one with Richard Attenbureau(sic), which was massively disappointing. So much so that Luisa went out and bought a DVD copy of the old, original movie!
Btw, the IMDB helpfully tells us that when the Attenbooroo version was relelased, the studio behind it offered a money-back guarantee if you didn’t enjoy the movie. Apparently 1,500 people got their money back. Who knows how many asked and were unsuccessful?
December 22nd, 2005 at 1:31 pm
Yeah, the remake did not have the je ne sais quoi of the original, and the little girl was too irritating to be cute or believable.
Richard Attenborough’s Santa should have been eaten by his own dinosaurs.