Somebody Call Ben Dover’s Lawyer
Does anybody anywhere who is not an ambulance-chaser think that somebody seeing a t-shirt that says ‘Prairie Ho Companion’ on it will automatically and irrevocably associate it with Lake Wobegon? To the reputationous and financially detrimentous dysbenefit of all those dependantly and workally affiliateded on the show.
I like Garrison Keillor. I like The Prairie Home Companion.
I like the the punchline to the joke “What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of Lake Ontario?”
This is rubbish. Invoking the American Constitution for a bad joke bordering on copyright infringement?
Did I say rubbish?
I meant good old American midwestern horseshit. Rocking chairs on the porch, rooster weathervanes, baseball diamonds in the cornfield, seventeen cities called Springfield between the Mississippi and the Rockies horseshit.
So sue me.
Oh, another punchline! The joke was first told about French camp followers (by English sailors) during the Napoleonic Wars. “You call her a garrison keeler!”
I should do t-shirts!