Comments on: I Hate Kids

By: Himself

Himself — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 19:25:25 +0000

Do I know you?

Because if you knew me, you’d know I’m absolutely not serious.

I really enjoy all my friends kids, the quiet ones, the rowdy ones, all of them.

There’s E.M.B, who’s quiet and studious, but very smart and even funny when she opens up. There’s R.E. who’s a lot of fun all the way round, like his brother M.G.C. but different.

There’s J.K. who except for her height, could be mistaken for an adult sometimes.

Then there’s Reid. He has the best toys and can afford almost all the new ones. And he shares.

=;]

By: AllUpOns

AllUpOns — Mon, 15 Aug 2005 01:22:50 +0000

You were a kid once too, So stfu>fo. Don’t get me wrong, if some little punk came up to me and squirted me with a water gun in the face, I’d wanna slap the snot out of him/her, but seriously, not all kids are “wicked hellions”.

By: Himself

Himself — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 19:26:29 +0000

Yup, Fleming’s authorship was one of the first things I know about it, reading it even before I saw it! Then I read James Bond too.

Sometimes I totally agree with your first paragraph, sometimes I agree even more.

But I was born in the summer and according to a recent study, I’m supposed to be an optimist.

Things could be worse.

I could be a parent.

=;]

By: Jeff K

Jeff K — Thu, 28 Jul 2005 18:34:29 +0000

Did you know Chitty Chitty.. was written by Ian Fleming? Children are the ones that happily entertain free thoughts like those expressed by Flemming. It takes years of study to become blind and spellbound by the pox populi of one’s locale, and then they brand you “adult” once the transformation is complete. If you are not granted your adult diploma of the inane, you are branded eccentric, like the inventor in Chitty Chitty (Caracatus Potts :) ).

Anyway my kids are obviously innocent and angel-like, although the speed with which the one hit the “back” button in the web browser when she accidentally found a picture of a bare and hairy chested Jon Bon Jovi (wikipedia, if you care) makes you wonder. I figure she just doesn’t like hard-rock.