http://www.muppets.com
Who doesn’t like the Muppets?
If you don’t like them, don’t answer. I want to preserve my illusions. (And if you really don’t, click here. Thanks.)
So anyway, I signed up at their website this morning and it asked for postal information, which was optional. I figured WTF, it’s the Muppets, what am I going to get? Snail-mail spam porn of batrachian-porcine bacchanaliae? (Oh, wait, that would be cool…)
I fill it all out, calling my one-room shack Suite 7, just for crazzy fun, then I go to click on my country in the drop-down list. Guess what? No, seriously, guess. Whoa, yer way ahead of me. Yup, no Canada in the list. Not alphabetically, not at the top with the US, as some pages do, not stuck in some random place in the list, nuthin’.
So I ended up telling them I live in Toronto, Ontario, Antarctica. Seemed right.
You just know that there’s some Americans who think there’s an Uncle Arctica too.