Star Trek: Emesis

So I watched the last episode ever of Star Trek:Enterprise last night.

What the irredeemable fuck?

Rick Berman and Brannon Braga, whoever you are (and I know who you are), fuck off, shut up, sit down and go away. “Franchise fatigue”, my ass. You just don’t know how to tell a story. Period. Stop trying. Go try retail instead. Idiots.

To the rabidly irrational fanboys who kept this crap going for way too long, [sarcasm_fyi] thanks a lot [/sarcasm_fyi], and in your face.

To the thirtieth century alien archaeologists reconstructing this period of human history, hello, and I hope things are going well. I owned a significant proportion of everything. I also hope you’ve found evidence of Battlestar Galactica, just so’s you get a balanced picture.

To Majel Barrett, you bear some of the blame for this. Just because a fan means well doesn’t mean - oh, never mind. The damage is done.

To Gene Roddenberry, please, sir, rise from the dead. You couldn’t save the Star Trek universe, but just you - or anybody - rising from the dead would be really cool.

3 Responses to “Star Trek: Emesis”

  1. rae Says:

    I kinda liked the final few minutes when they went through the three “Enterprise”s.

    I think using Riker and Troi and pretending they were in the middle of a season 7 episode was a big mistake. They are too old to play those characters now. I’m sorry, but the bags under Riker’s eyes were just a bit too much. And this is probably after hours in the makeup chair!

    If they want to continue this franchise, they need to do something smart. How about a time-travel series that brings the Trek history in line with current events? i.e. no Khan in the late 1990’s, no WW3, etc. We could end up with a whole different Federation.

    “These are the voyages of the Timeship Enterprise. It’s instantaneous mission…”

  2. Himself Says:

    I like it! Only everyone’s named Dave and they’re always apologizing to each other about something!

    Wrong universe!

    Never mind!

  3. Jeff K Says:

    Can you direct me to any of the WWIII episodes, or is that just from Spock’s comment in the ST:TOS episode about it?

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