A Typical Example of the Rabid Anti-Catholic Sentiment Resulting From the Election of a Traditionally Minded Pope
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. “Who is it?”,calls one of the nuns.
“Blind man,” replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
“Nice boobs,” says the man, “where do you want the blinds?”
May 17th, 2005 at 3:40 pm
Ha, you think that’s funny. I just fell into an alternate reality where conservative Belinda Stronach crosses the floor in parliament and has her way with the prime minister, becomes a liberal and the Globe and Mail prints a picture of the 2 of them still blushing. I’m sure the fever will break in a few hours.
That’s http://www.theglobeandmail.com/ in case you didn’t know.
May 18th, 2005 at 7:44 am
Disgusting. Say six Heil Mary’s and a Panzer Noster.
-aiabx